140 characters just doesn’t suffice sometimes, so between myself and the boys at cantbuyabasket.com got into a bit of a Playoff Pun Gun Game picking player names from each team to describe how they’re going. Here goes:
- If the Spurs keep on DUNCAN, the’ll be fine.
- The key to the Celtics chances is being able to PIERCE the oppositions defense.
- It’s simple for the Lakers, they just need to beef things up…they need more KOBE.
- The Grizzlies can get past the Clippers, they just need a bit less GAY.
- The 76ers will clean the Bulls up, but if they want to go any further, they’ll have to play a different BRAND of ball.
- The Pacers made light work of the Magic. They’ve done well in the East but might struggle against the WEST.
- It’s sad to see the Knicks go. Especially when they didn’t have to deal with CURRY giving them the shits. Oh well, at least now they can kick back and MELO out.
- The Heat are on track, but they still have a WADE to go. Maybe if they sunk a few more MILLER Lite’s they’d be buzzing.
- Speaking of beer, what about the Bulls? They’re still competing, even though their roster has a BREWER and a BOOZER. They’ll stumble tomorrow.
- The Magic suck though. Their defense without Dwight was WAFER thin.
- The Jazz’ lackluster play did them no FAVORS in the series.
- The Mavs started to look like they were getting back on track, but eventually thing went WAYWOOD
- The way the Hawks have been going, someone is going to have to do the HINRICH manouvre on them to bring them back.
- The Thunder are still a good shot of winning it all. But I think they’ll need to HARDEN up a bit.
- Haven’t the Clippers become the laughing stock of the Playoffs? Everytime someone comes near them, they fall over like garden GOMES.
- It seems the only way the Nuggets will ever get back to the WCF’s is if the NBA puts LAWS-ON beating them.
